Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
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Farmville is her only friend.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I need to calm my uterus...
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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