.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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