just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
