You really coming over, don't trick.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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I love having hate sex.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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