I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
