I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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