It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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