better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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