just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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