as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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