in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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