when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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