i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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