that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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