You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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