You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Randomize
