put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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