Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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