is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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