I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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