Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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