arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I checked into jail on foursquare
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
