I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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