Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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