fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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