Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
