Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
So much Jack, so little girl.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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