I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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