I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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