id be glad to
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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