i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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