how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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