So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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