It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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