So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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