Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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