what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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