Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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