she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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