Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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