i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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