The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
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I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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