Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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