if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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