at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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