I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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