He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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