C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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