none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?