I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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