she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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