it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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