...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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