good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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