Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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