Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
What a dumb baby whore.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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