My hand turned me down
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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