Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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