When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
